Breaking: Hugh Laurie Is "Minor"-ly Depressed; Jessica Simpson Has Cramps.

Seriously Star. Hugh Laurie's "Minor Depression" is not worth a full headline or a several hundred word story. We're minorly depressed most days! The article is about how he misses his family because they're in England and he's in Los Angeles. Scintillating! Next up on Star's story roster: Brad Pitt's foot hurts, Ivanka Trump has gas, (insert piddling malady of celebrity here).

[Star Magazine]