It seems like we're not the only ones worried about Marc Jacobs' new blue hair. New York magazine is playing social worker, and has taken to reminding everyone that Marc has proclaimed himself in the midst of a mid-life crisis — and they see this as the scariest sign yet of his spiral to the bottom. (Rehab? No big whoop. Blue hair, however: Better call the shrink.) But most importantly, they debunk the theory we were floating around amongst ourselves yesterday, that perhaps this was just some early preparation for his "Arabian Nights"-themed Christmas party. But as our friends at New York point out: "[E]verybody knows all Arabians have black hair, even the genie from Aladdin who WAS BLUE." Oh yeah. We forgot that. [NYMag]