UK Tabs Claim Angelina Is With Child

  • If you believe the UK tabloids, which are using Italian sources, Angelina Jolie might be pregnant, OMGWTFYAY. [Mirror]
  • Um, yeah, the UK papers are really really pushing the story that Angelina Jolie is pregnant. And Cate Blanchett too. [The Sun]
  • Did something go wrong between Joaquin Phoenix and Eva Mendes? While they were filming We Own The Night there was talk of them hooking up — now they're snapping at each other in the press. [Page Six]
  • Madonna dated Tupac. One more time: Madonna dated Tupac. We don't even have words. [Gatecrasher]
  • Owen Wilson went on a date with Jessica Simpson. Is that really what he needs? [Mirror]
  • Amy Winehouse was supposed to come to the US next week — and be on Saturday Night Live — but her arrest in Norway will prevent the trip. Also, her father, Mitch, says she's still suffering from bulimia and substance abuse. [The Sun]
  • Britney's mom, Lynne Spears, will release her memoir next Mother's Day. Working title: Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World. How do you think it will end? [Gatecrasher, 4th from bottom]
  • Blind item! "Which blond sitcom star and new mom should watch her man more closely? When apart, he likes to hit on girls that look a lot like her." [Gatecrasher, last item]
  • Was Brad Pitt was turned down from the Barack Obama campaign because Obama doesn't want to seem "too Hollywood'? And are Brad and Barack 9th cousins? [Rush & Molloy]
  • Tommy Lee is not pressing charges against Kid Rock for that scuffle at the MTV Awards last month. Eh, we'd already forgotten about it. [People]
  • Kate Hudson's star-studded Halloween party included Ashley Olsen as a vampire, Taye Diggs as an old-skool rapper and Oliver Hudson as a guy with his dick in a box. [E!]
  • Britney Spears showed up at a Virgin Mega Store in Hollywood for the release of her new album — but she couldn't find parking, so she left. [ET]
  • Wanna see a picture of Kimora Lee Simmons at age 14, holding a McDonald's cheeseburger? Fabulosity! [The.Life Files]
  • Southern California native Gwen Stefani is donating proceeds of her concert tonight to victims of the wildfires. [MTV News]
  • Kanye West is releasing a book of "Kanye-isms," "the creative, humorous and insightful philosophies and anecdotes used in creating my path to success." Give a black man a chance! [MTV News]
  • The Hills bit player Brody Jenner's mom RSVPs to parties for him. Why are we not surprised? [Page Six]
  • Someone pranked a conference call with the anchors of the Today show [Page Six]
  • Ivanka Trump got bounced from an New York bar for forgetting her ID. [Page Six]
  • Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz broke his foot during a performance because he rocks so hard. [Friends Or Enemies]