- We intimidated you with the girth of our shenises.
- We threatened to gnaw on your babies.
- We encouraged you to embrace the psycho within.
- We mourned for a red sox widow.
- We pondered the intentions of American Apparel ads.
- Oprah told us that we have ADD.
- After she tried to feed us tripe.
- And finally, we bid a sad farewell to our fearless leader for the next two weeks, and said hello to our substitute hardened cynic.
