According to British evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry, 1,000 years from now humanity will split into two distinct subspecies. The descendants of the upper classes will be "tall, slim, attractive, intelligent, and creative," while the "under class" will have "evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures." The women of the "upper class" humans will "develop lighter, smooth, hairless skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, and even features." Though the species will have glossier hair, they will have lost the "emotions such as love, sympathy, trust and respect." Sounds like Paris Hilton to us! [BBC News]