Since National Breast Cancer Awareness month is almost over, magazines and newspapers are reaaally scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to fear-mongering cancer-scare articles. They've already trotted out the terrorizingregulars, so now they're coming for our pets! According to ABC News, now you have to worry about Fido and Fluffy getting breast cancer, too. "Beloved household pets can also develop cancer in the breast tissue — known in animals as mammary cancer. In fact, cancer is the No. 1 natural cause of death in older pets." Thanks, ABC, for reminding us of our precious mortality. Jerks. [ABC News]