We love how shamelessly tacky The Insider can be with their "In Depth" stories, which tend to focus on sideshow-like types (morbidly obese children, limbless parents who change diapers with their mouths, pregnant little people, Virgie Arthur, etc). Last night, Insider producers decided to track down Jocelyn Wildenstein, the infamous socialite/plastic surgery patient, for a comment on Britney Spears' new lip injections. The only thing more confusing than The Bride of Wildenstein's face is what comes out of her mouth: "Everything is healing. And you have to believe in your future. And we all heal." But the best is that The Insider takes this at (reconstructed) face value, with Mark Steines giving statistics on how long it might take Brit to heal from her procedure. Camp at its best!

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