Your comments regarding Amanda Peet's OMG ADORABLE baby today reminded me that there is one thing we all agree on, it's that babies are made to be eaten. No, seriously, you know, that "mwa mwa mwa I just wanna take a bite outta this thunder thigh you're so keee-yoooot oh god I really hope no one ever records me talking like this.." Okay, you do this, right? Good, okay, now here's the related question: what about with boyfriends? Have you ever wanted to eat your boyfriend's, like, upper arms? What about the meaty little limbs of his baby picture? This pretty much freaks all dudes out, right?
Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to restore service.