Last night on The Bachelor, viewers were given an extra-special treat: The single-most hysterical, psychotic exit in the show's six-year history. The perp? Hillary, the blond nurse who interpreted Bachelor Brad's "I like you as a friend" line earlier in the episode as evidence of intense romantic feelings. Luckily for us, Hillary got the hint — and displayed a whole host of Daddy issues — when Brad failed to give her a rose at the end of the hour. The insanity begins above.