Nothing makes our hearts happier than when we see headlines like this: "LOBSTERS ON THE RUN: Seafood Escapes from German Supermarket." Especially when it goes on to use phrases like "took fate into their own claws." So yes, just so you know: Some lobsters managed to break out and run away from an Asian grocery store in Germany. And now they're in an animal shelter. "The breakout was successful," reports the police spokeswoman of Stuttgart, Germany. Good to know. [Der Spiegel]