This Week We Made A Series of Ill-Advised Investments

  • We admitted to wasting our money on rampant Von Douchebaggery.
  • Jennifer invested her booty in a pole dancing class.
  • She should have taken lessons from nascent skank, 9-year-old Kylie Kardashian.
  • We questioned Oprah's involvement with alleged puree plagiarist Jessica Seinfeld.
  • We thought that Page Six should rescind its stock in Richard Johnson's salary after his unrepentant misogyny.
  • Moe took one for the team by sacrificing her anus for Alli.
  • Anna encouraged you to spend your cash on a dude ranch vacay to rope in a cowboy.
  • And Jezebel made an investment in me.