Horny Sex-Starved Countries Can't Stop Googling "Sex"!

Who Googles "sex"? Funny you should ask! Today the New York Post declared that Turkey and Egypt were the top Googlers of "sex." (Oooooh, Allah-worshipers have libidos also whodathunk???) Anyway this discovery was reached with the help of Google Trends, an ingenious service of the company that tries not to be evil so as not to rob its users of the fun of doing that themselves. And wow! "Sex" is googled most often by people who are in countries where social/religious mores are such that you'd expect them to be kinda hard up, unless that scene in Darjeeling Limited was actually realistic, which if it was would have been helped if the actress had actually sounded at all Indian. And those places are! Egypt.... Morocco... Bombay... Ankara.... Amsterdam??? So wait? Are Amsterdamians repressed too? We tried the trick on a few other search terms to figure it out. And we're still confused! Seattle — does all the frantic Internet searching of the female orgasm yielded your G-spot yet?

What about you, Mormons? (Ha ha ha "multiple multiple" ignorant polygamy joke should go here but too lazy.) And what's with Austin, Texas being the capital of Ann Coulter fuck-or-hatefuck fantacizing? Okay, also assfucking= Tampa. Angelina=Toronto, followed closely by Turkey again! And, oh god someone stop us before we do this all day but here's something that may shed light on Dov Charney: masturbation = Montreal.

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