The clip above features a hilarious television advertisement that's part of Australia's new road safety campaign. Aimed at the problematic population of fast-driving young men (called "hoons" — Aussie speak is so weird!), the ad features women wiggling their pinkies at dudes in fast-moving cars as a gesture to indicate a small dick. Apparently, since the ads were introduced back in June, they've been a smashing success, proving that there's nothing an Aussie bloke — or an American gossip columnist! — is more insecure about than the perception of his masculinity.