Lindsay's New Guy: Already Spoken For (Surprise, Surprise!)

  • Lindsay Lohan's new guy was engaged... until his fiancée, Bree, found out he was dating Lindsay by seeing the tabloid pictures. It's like, hey, will you marry me? Unless I meet a movie star in rehab? [Gatecrasher]
  • Ellen may have cried on TV over the dog she gave away, but behind the scenes her publicist is leaving threatening voicemails. Shit is getting serious! [Page Six]
  • But maybe the problem is that the microchip information in the dog was never changed? It's still registered to Mutts and Moms, the adoption organization. [TMZ]
  • Meanwhile, the owners of Mutts and Moms have received voice mail and email threats of death and arson. But they refuse to be "bullied around." They have a rule that families with children under 14 are not allowed to adopt small dogs, and Ellen's hairdresser's daughters are 11 and 12. [CBS News]
  • The LAPD is investigating Orlando Bloom's car crash last week — the woman in the back seat suffered a fractured neck. Orlando says an SUV with paparazzi cut him off, but he was never given a field sobriety test. Uh-oh! Are we gonna have to call him Orlando Booze? [TMZ]
  • Today's Britney news: She was photographed wearing a jacket emblazoned with the words "Fuck Off Lover Boy." Are you beginning to suspect she has no internal monologue? [Daily Mail]
  • Former *NSync member Lance Bass came out to Britney Spears before he told many of his other friends he was gay... The night of her first wedding. They haven't spoken since. [Page Six]
  • Halle Berry is planning on eco-friendly diapers and an organic nursery. [People]
  • Jon Voight, who his estranged from children Angelina Jolie and James Haven, issued a statement telling his kids he loves them. Sigh. [People]
  • Francis Ford Coppola thinks Robert De Niro, Jack Nicholson and Al Pacino are all rich and lazy now. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Gabrielle Union has a girlcrush on Eva Mendes. Someone should put them in a movie together! We would watch! [Rush & Molloy, 2nd item]
  • Kate Hudson went to her 10-year high school reunion in Santa Monica and mingled with the plebes. [ONTD]
  • American Idol alum Fantasia, in a bikini, just because. [The.Life Files]
  • The chapel where Elizabeth Hurley's union to husband Arun Nayar was blessed didn't charge the couple the usual £1,000 to meet costs — assuming that a larger donation would be made later. So far they've gotten nothing. The couple is supposedly planning to donate cushions to kneel on but the parish treasurer says they'd rather have cash, they have bills to pay. Jesus. [The Independent]
  • Kate Moss recently partied with Naomi Campbell until 5 a.m. Just like old times! [The Sun]
  • Paris Hilton has dumped Swedish tourist slash model Alex Vaggo, maybe because he is too shy. Although not too shy to pose shirtless for last week's Life & Style. He looked good, btw. [The Sun]