Please Do Not Look The Anthropologie Model In The Eye

The model in the brand-new Anthropologie "Stitch" catalog is beautiful, but she has a serious problem: She cannot look us in the eye. Is it because she's shy? Is it because she's afraid we won't want to buy what she's wearing? Is it because she's modeling overpriced sweaters that look like they were knitted by our blind Aunt Evangeline? After the jump, we intuit her inner monologue.

Please Do Not Look The Anthropologie Model In The Eye

Please Do Not Look The Anthropologie Model In The Eye

Please Do Not Look The Anthropologie Model In The Eye

Please Do Not Look The Anthropologie Model In The Eye

Please Do Not Look The Anthropologie Model In The Eye

Please Do Not Look The Anthropologie Model In The Eye

Please Do Not Look The Anthropologie Model In The Eye

Related: Anthropologie.com