Famous spouse/foodie/smug married Jessica Seinfeld is back on Oprah today. Husband Jerry is is Oprah's legit guest, but of course Jessica is there alongside him. Not only will Oprah not shut up about Jessica's new book and how much she loves it, but Oprah relates that, as a thank you for having her on the show last week, Jessica sent her a note that read, "There are no words" and accompanied a gift of 21 pairs Louboutins. Yup, really, there are no words, except a few choice expletives we'll be keeping to ourselves.