Looks like we're not the only ones on the internet who think Doris Lessing is a hot bitch. Since she was declared the recipient of the Nobel Prize for Literature on Thursday, Lessing's MySpace profile has been inundated with friend requests. Though Doris does not maintain the page herself, her extant stats include: age (87), status (Divorced), and Zodiac sign (Libra). Up next: LOLessings. I can has nobell praze? [New York Times]