• Go ahead and file this under things you hate yourself for wanting to know more about: Kimora Lee Simmons wants another baby — and she wants boyfriend Djimon Hounsou to be the daddy. Seems like they spent the weekend in Antigua uh, trying. [Page Six]
  
• Click! Joaquin Phoenix hung up on a reporter from Time Out New York when she asked him how he prepared for his role as a druggy club owner in We Own The Night. [Page Six]
  
• Lindsay Lohan wants to move to Utah, partly to be with her new boyfriend, snowboarder Riley Giles. [Gatecrasher]
  
• Pamela Anderson: Pregnant with Rick Salomon's baby? [Gatecrasher, 3rd from bottom]

• Blind item! "Which light-footed contestant on a celebrity TV challenge was so nervous before going on that he actually tossed his cookies backstage, in front of the other celebs?" [TMZ]
• Lost actress Michelle Rodriguez will serve 180 days (that's six months!) in jail for her DUI, probation violation and hit and run. [TMZ]
• Bobby Brown is in "great spirits" after having a mild heart attack Tuesday and hopes to perform this weekend, which is his prerogative. [People]
• Oh, except, according to Bobby, he didn't have a heart attack. He "went in for a check up." [ABC News]
• Christopher "Big Black" Boykin of MTV's Rob & Big is going to be a dad! His unnamed baby mama is due in February. [People]
• Kid Rock: "Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks." [People]
• Madonna's deal to leave her record label has almost been finalized. She's entering an agreement with concert promoter Live Nation for more than $100 million. [NY Times]
• Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills were in court finalizing the terms of their separation, which could be the most costly in British legal history. Paul has offered £20 million, but Heather wants more like £50 million, and sources say since he is worth £825 million, he may have to pay £70 million. We'd be happy with £1 million. Seriously. Uh, how much is that in dollars? [Telegraph]
• Eva Longoria wants to have a baby, but if she gets knocked up it will destroy the plotline of Desperate Housewives. The show's creator Marc Cherry has "forbidden" her to get pregnant. Can he do that? [Mirror]
• Amy Winehouse "flew into a jealous rage" when she thought husband Blake Fielder-Civil was flirting with supermodel Lily Cole. The couple were heard screaming at each other for 20 minutes in a toilet stall and the marriage is reportedly "hanging by a thread." [Mirror]
• Samantha Ronson has sued Perez Hilton for repeating a report claiming that she planted cocaine in Lindsay Lohan's car. The judge couldn't find evidence of malice, and the case could be dismissed today. [Yahoo News]

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