• By Moe
    Oct 10, 2007 8:30 PM 3,448
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    "Men Look At Every Woman With The Selfless Wish For Sexual Fulfillment..."

    It's been a long day. Such a long day I forgot exactly what about this guy ranting and raving on last night's "Red Eye" about how his case of blueballs was actually killing him that I found funny. Maybe it was just the fact that I have a pretty chronic case of sexual rejection syndrome? And when I don't I have its closely-related cousin, Sudden Revulsion Syndrome. Your just can't fucking win, I'm telling you guys.*

    *Yeah yeah, alcohol, I know.


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