Been watching The Bachelor? No? You didn't even know it's still on the air? Oh, is it ever! Last night, poor Bachelor Brad whittled down the playing field from 12 ladies to 9, and thank goodness he had the good sense to deny Solisa, an aesthetician who claims to be both from Texas and Washington, D.C. (depending on the moment) any further opportunities to shove her breasts in his face. (This, of course, is the same woman who told Brad but last week that she was "a Christian" and thus is free to use her body however she pleases.) Anyway before she got booted, Solisa gave Brad a special treat involving her "special parts". Alas, Brad didn't find them so special. Clip above.