Cuddle parties, wherein middle-aged adults don pajamas, drink sparkling cider and juice — "Sorry, no liquor, folks" — and hug one another, are the new swinger's parties. They're intended to "restore one's faith in humanity." You know what restores my faith in humanity? When I let a guy sleep over and we both pass out in our clothes and neither party attempts rape and then in the morning when my drool is all over his face he doesn't complain. But moving on, cuddle parties: we scoured the site and concluded that they really may be as pointless-sounding as they make themselves out to be! Interested? Confused? Consult the FAQ, wherein erections — "Mother Nature's way of giving us the thumbs-up sign" — are condoned but dry-humping is not. [CuddleParty]