Above is a collection of public service announcements from the '80s doll Jem, in which she advises little girls on doing the right thing and staying out of trouble — like avoiding car rides with pedophile lesbians, shoplifting, and lying. But really, when you think about it, teaching kids to look to up to rock stars — fictional or not — as pillars of responsible behavior is truly, truly, truly outrageous.

Jem PSAs [RetroJunk]