Lindsay Lohan Is Free, Clean & Sober

  • Lindsay Lohan has checked out of rehab! She left Friday afternoon. Good luck, LL! [CNN]
  • Britney Spears has reunited with her mother (and sister)! Lynne Spears and Jamie Lynn flew from Louisiana to Los Angeles Friday night. Saturday Jamie Lynn and Britney were seen going to Taco Bell, yum. [People]
  • Third time's the charm: Pam Anderson married her "friend" Rick Salomon Saturday night in Las Vegas. She wore a white denim dress and the ceremony took place in between magic shows she was working. [People]
  • Mary-Kate Olsen was seen making out with a "scruffy" guy in Paris: He pushed her up against the wall, she wrapped her legs around him, and the people in the restaurant applauded. Uh, we're speechless. [Page Six]
  • Charlie Sheen is getting his 13 tattoos removed for fiancée Brooke Mueller, including "a dragon with glasses" and wooden sign above his heart that says "back in 15 minutes." Lately we know more about Charlie than we EVER wanted to. [Page Six]
  • Kanye West will be performing at In Touch's 5th anniversary party Wednesday. Is that what he meant when he said "Give a black man a chance" ? [Page Six]
  • Someone mistook Sarah Silverman for Melissa Rivers? "We do have a similar simian look," Sarah said. [Page Six]
  • Blind item! "Which recently separated star had his sidekick secure two young ladies to join him for a wild night back at his new bachelor pad?" [Page Six]
  • Orlando Bloom was seen on a date with an Australian model? What about Jennifer Aniston? [Page Six]
  • The FBI is investigating those nude pictures of Kim and Kourtney Kardashian that may have been taken before they turned 18. [Gatecrasher]
  • Blind item! "Which man-loving Fox personality might want to keep his cats off the bed during intimate moments? Because you know how the gays gossip about things like that." [Gatecrasher, last item]
  • Diddy has a new daughter! Well, she's 15 months old and he seems to have known her mother only briefly... But a DNA test says she's his. This makes 6 kids for the hip-hop mogul. [Rush & Molloy]
  • David and Victoria Beckham added a pool to their vacation home in Bargemon, France, but did not obtain a building permit and may be forced to demolish it. [Riviera Times]
  • Christian Slater's new woman? Jimmy Choo founder Tamara Mellon. "We seem to be well matched," she says. [Daily Mail]
  • Prince William and Kate Middleton may consider legal action against the "aggressive" photographers who followed them after they went to a London club last week. Considering the inquest going on regarding the death of his mother ten years ago, it's understandable that he is "furious." [Telegraph]
  • Christina Aguilera is registered at Bel Bambini in West Hollywood, in case you want to pick something up for her unborn child. [People]