In case you were confused, "Blackwater" is the media's new term for "those dudes whose testosterone oversupply eventually gets everyone in trouble, killed, etc." Just read their "creed," the "Eggnog massacre" was pretty predicable. But here's the thing: deep down you know sensitive thugs all need hugs! We were reminded of this when commenter Stacyinbean emailed us about a voicemail message her roommate had received once from her ex-boyfriend, a hot guy with a "RIDICULOUS body" who wound up being one of those Blackwater guys.
So here's our question: how much testosterone can you date?
He called one night at 5 AM and left this INSANE 10 minute rambling message about how he was going to die in five years, they were going to send him somewhere he'd never come back from, he kept saying "I've KILLED people, Laura, I've killed people."
None of the Jezebels had dated anything approaching the U.S. military, unless Jennie has, which I highly doubt. I dated a guy who owned a gun and went to Iraq and Afghanistan, but as a journalist, so yeah it doesn't really count. Tracie and I have both dated multiple dudes in porn, and I think I made out with an Israeli when I was there though I could have hallucinated that, which would mean I have kissed at least one dude who was technically trained to kill. But what about you?
(Also: I just skimmed this book on Blackwater that I bought back before I was functionally illiterate and there's no mention of the ladies except the ones in the porns they jerk off to. Are there any women mercenaries? Google so we don't have to, thanks!)