Jennifer Lopez: Totes Pregnant!

  • Jennifer Lopez is with child! But you suspected that. Also, this means that In Touch was right about something, so we're scared of the implications. [Page Six]
  • Rock of Love Winner Jes has a new boyfriend, and it's not Bret Michaels. Surprise, surprise. [Page Six]
  • PETA has written a letter to Kevin Federline, asking him to try and get custody of Britney's dogs, "for the sale of the animals at risk." [TMZ]
  • So the reason Britney lost custody of the kids was that she missed two court-ordered drug tests. Why did she miss 'em? She was asleep. [E!]
  • Owen Wilson showed up to the premiere of Darjeeling Limited in L.A., which kind of makes us feel like everything is gonna be okay. [ET]
  • Brad Pitt is on the cover of Italian GQ... with a gun drawn on his face. How awesome would it be if Angelina drew it while he was sleeping? [The.Life Files]
  • The Spice Girls are returning to the stage, and they're all trying to get in shape. Because that Posh, you know, such a cow. [Daily Mail]
  • Isaac Hanson, who was in the hospital for a blood clot, is expected to make a full and swift recovery. So you can just relax now. [People]
  • Are the Muslims ready for this jelly? Beyoncé cancelled a concert in Malaysia due to the nation's ultra-strict dress code. But she will play in Jakarta, Indonesia — and will not be required to adhere to a dress code there. [YahooNews]
  • Bob Barker is being sued by a former CBS employee. She alleges that she was "was exposed to sexual and mental harassment, abuse, and racial discrimination" in an "an atmosphere of terror." For some reason this will not stop us from absolutely loving Bob Barker. Spay and neuter! [CelebTV]
  • Prince William and Kate Middleton: First pics together since breakup! [Telegraph]
  • Years ago, Michelle Pfeiffer and Nicole Kidman each bet George Clooney $10,000 that he'd get married someday — the amount has now gone up to $100,000. Do you think he'll hold out? [Yahoo News]
  • Wanna see a picture of Kanye West when he was a little kid? He's wearing a shiny shirt and a cowboy hat! [Concrete Loop]