Ann Coulter Is Still Fucking With Us

Today Ann Coulter said she wished she could take the right to vote away from women. "It's actually a pipe dream." It was an awesome statement, not least because I've been drinking. Or because that would rob Ann Coulter of the right to vote, which isn't nothing, since it turns out she votes in Florida, a luxury she can afford even as she actually lives in Manhattan, thanks to a wealthy upbringing and a fast metabolism and an instinct for rampant self-promotion. The Democrats, she went on to say, should hang their heads in shame because they can't get men to vote for them. Especially not with a woman as the front-runner for the nomination! Another thing she said: We did finally get numbers this week: "For years now the government hasn't been releasing how many of them we're killing. You think it's just like this unending holocaust of Americans. At 3,000 dead, it's the most tepid holocaust I've ever heard of. We've killed about 20,000 of them." Right and the other 60,000 Iraqis

who have died in our valiant fight to bring democracy to the Middle East not at the hands of eggnog-addled mercenaries or whatever, were simply casualties of that whole identity-politics problem that keeps women and blacks voting Democrat because they look after the interests of women and blacks, and Sunnis killing Shiites because they look out for the interests of other Shiites, and that's Darwin for you but occasionally you get a pipe dream and wish you could just time travel back to the days when we were buying mustard gas for Saddam because it's so much more fun vilifying the pinkos.