New reality show Jail is like my favorite thing to watch when wasted and eating Chex Mix just before passing out. Mostly because I laugh at the way the raucous drunks act when they're going through booking, because I'm totally on their level. Anyway, while I would never flash a room full of cops and criminals — drunk or sober — I still like watching women who do. Check out Linda, arrested for trespassing and trying to ditch out on a cab fee. She's wearing a strapless, one-piece pants outfit and a regular bra beneath, with the straps pulled down and tucked in. She's the height of Atlantic City class. P.S. Who knew cops were so funny?

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