Meet Elisa Kwon, the world's craziest ex-girlfriend. And she doesn't exactly try to hide the crazy eye action in photographs! Elisa somehow blackmailed her banker boyfriend into giving her a $100,000 check she'd be allowed to cash if he stayed out late and/or made contacts with strippers and he finally sued to get the money back. (So yeah: she cashed it.) You know how every time I post a Crap Email From A Dude, about ten comments down someone invariably points out, "Um, anyone who would date this guy for fifteen years gets what she deserves!" So yeah, that axiom — the "every diabolical person has an equal and opposite diabolical person whom they will inevitably make very unhappy" — applies here. The thing is, she's dating a banker. Who dates a banker and then gets all judgmental about an innocent trip to Scores?
Ex Hit With 100G "Sin Tax" [NY Post]