For Celeb Stylist Rachel Zoe, The Worst Is Yet To Come

  • Anna Wintour-mocking Rachel Zoe has been dropped from her management company because "they didn't want to anger Anna and Anna is more important." [NY Post]
  • Agyness Deyn, the Most Important Model In The Universe right now, turns out to not really be 18 or even 21 (ages she's given to various interviewers) but 24. Which explains why Dodai calls her "Hagness". [Daily Mail]
  • Vogue's Andre Leon Talley is really glad that Calvin Klein is using black actor Djimon Hounsou as the face of his campaign because Talley feels that black faces are not getting the exposure they deserve. Which is why, we assume, he referred to Honsou as "what's his name... [the] black man." LOL. [Fashion Week Daily]
  • Paradox of the day: Dockers trunk shows. [WSJ]
  • Designer Veronique Branquinho edited the October issue of A Magazine, published in her mother country of Belgium, because editing fashion magazines is so mindless and simple that even a fashion designer — or Kirsten Dunst! — can do it. If it were any harder the editors would maybe have to eat something. [WWD, 1st item]
  • Proof "at last" that fashion folk have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. [Fashion Week Daily]
  • Chanel artistic director Jean Helleu, he who compared Keira Knightley and her fake breasts to an urchin or something, died Friday evening at age 69. He believed "taste is a gift." Hah, the gift that keeps on taking away our money! RIP. [Vogue UK]
  • Status watches the new status bags? We thought that's what status meals were! [IHT]
  • Ugh, another model with a makeup line. Someone tell Trish Goff we don't care. [WWD, 2nd item]