Orlando Bloom & Jennifer Aniston: WTF???

  • Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston spent the weekend together in Mexico. Let us repeat that: Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston spent the weekend together in Mexico. Pictures later today. [ONTD]
  • Also in WTF news? Bono is collaborating with the Spice Girls. [Mirror]
  • Eva Longoria sex tape! We predict her makeup will look perfect. [The Sun]
  • Pamela Anderson: Getting married? She and Rick Salomon obtained a marriage license in Las Vegas. It would be the third marriage for both. But would it be the last? [ET]
  • The so-called "sultan of sleaze," David Hans Schmidt, who tried to extort $1 million from Tom Cruise for stolen wedding photos, was found dead in his home from an apparent suicide on Saturday. [Reuters]
  • Posh brings people together! Months before his near-fatal heart attack, David Beckham's dad, Ted, had been back in touch with David, thanks to Victoria. They'd had a falling out in 2005 after Ted wrote a book about David without his permission. [Mirror]
  • Blind item! "Which heir to a multinational fortune was checked into rehab for drugs and alcohol after his wife caught him cheating by reading his e-mails? His servants are smiling because he is cruel and mean to them." [Page Six]
  • The producers of The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency had the mini-bar removed from Janice's room in a Miami hotel after she racked up $900 in "incidentals." Surely this wouldn't happen if those little bottles of vodka were bigger! [Page Six]
  • Actor Steve Guttenberg is writing a memoir, yawn. [Gatecrasher]
  • Mary-Kate Olsen to random fan: "Christ saves all! I save all!" [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
  • Blind item! "Which former celebrity chef had a little drug freakout while on vacation this summer? He became convinced the adult film he was watching in his hotel was a live feed from another room, and stormed into the lobby demanding to be shown to the orgy." [Gatecrasher, last item]
  • Someone doctored an article in an issue of J-14 magazine, spreading that false pregnancy rumor about 14-year-old Miley Cyrus, star of Hannah Montana. Kids today! [NY Times]
  • Paris Hilton on her love of animals: "I don't wear fur, and animal testing, and things like that." Uh, okay. Also, Paris says when she was on David Letterman's show, she talked about her perfume, clothing line and new movie. [New York Magazine]
  • But actually, Dave teased her incessantly about jail. [PopSugar]
  • Sharon Osbourne's brother says his sister is working Ozzy Osbourne so hard he might die on stage. Gotta keep the cash rolling in! [The Sun]
  • Speaking of Sharon Osbourne, Courtney Love denies that she gave Sharon's son Jack OxyContin at age 15, as Sharon claims. Courtney says, "I would never give drugs to a teenager. F—- you, Sharon!" Sharon responded by saying that Courtney is "a virus" and a "has-been." Ding ding ding! Round 3! [Rush & Molloy, 4th item]
  • Nicole Kidman was denied a private box at a sold-out rugby game in Sydney, Austrailia. [News.com.au]
  • Usher's knocked-up bride, Tamkea Foster, says she's glad she's gonna have a boy: "No girls for me. I hate girls!" [Rush & Molloy, 5th item]
  • OMG yay! Kanye West has a blog! [TMZ]
  • Have Joel Madden and Nicole Richie set a wedding date? Sources say October 13 is the big day. [TMZ]