By Jennifer

Sep 28, 2007 7:30 PM

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We Are Really Glad It's Friday

We think your boobies are beautiful just the way they are.
And your anorexia too?
We need a nap.
We love the smell of vulva in the morning.
We contemplate whether denying the existence of homosexuals in your fascist country is, well, sorta hot.
We would be more than glad to teach Martha Stewart about bong water.
'Cause now we're bff's with Martha, in case you haven't heard.
But we hate hate Tyra.

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