
- We think your boobies are beautiful just the way they are.
- And your anorexia too?
- We need a nap.
- We love the smell of vulva in the morning.
- We contemplate whether denying the existence of homosexuals in your fascist country is, well, sorta hot.
- We would be more than glad to teach Martha Stewart about bong water.
- 'Cause now we're bff's with Martha, in case you haven't heard.
- But we hate hate Tyra.


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