Editor's Note: Three of the Jezebels — Moe, Tracie & Jennifer — are still gone, presumably still listening to a certain audaciously-hopeful Democratic presidential candidate try to hold forth on important issues while Tyra Banks quizzes him on his opinion of her hair weave, the best fall fashions, and which BBQ joints in Chicago have the best baby-back ribs. Dodai is gone because she has to get a bridesmaid dress altered, then get to bed (6am plane flight, Tampa, etc.). I'm going to a baseball game. All this is a way of saying: We're stopping a little earlier today, which, in my mind at least, will forever be known as the day that Barack Obama, the National League East and a bridesmaid dress broke the blog.
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