Terrence Howard Teaching Kim Kardashian How To Keep Her Famous Ass Clean?

  • OMG. This is amazing. Sex-tape star Kim Kardashian was seen "making out" with Terrence Howard! And he was seen "rubbing her butt"! Does she know about the baby wipes??? [Page Six]
  • Jennifer Lopez's mom told a Daily News reporter she didn't hear about Jennifer being pregnant. "You know more than I do. I don't talk to her very often." Ouch! We're totally calling our mom later. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Lindsay Lohan's rep says the rumor about LL shagging married dude Tony Allen in rehab is "mean" and "untrue." Because that's her job. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Have you seen Beyoncé's new dark hair? [StereoHyped]
  • Mary-Louise Parker's adoption of an African girl is "a great idea" says Angelina Jolie. Inside she was thinking, "Copycat!" [Page Six]
  • Whoopi Goldberg seen giving Sherri Shepherd fashion advice? How very troubling. [Page Six]
  • Today in the Charlie Sheen custody drama: Denise Richards claims Charlie got engaged to fiancée Brooke Mueller to get on the cover of People. [People]
  • Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds want a "fun and casual" wedding. You know what would be fun? If Scary Spice showed up! [People]
  • Brad Pitt: where he's from in the Midwest there's a "congenital sadness" but he's happy to have kids and their mother is "amazing." Same old same old. [People]
  • Brad's next project? Playing a disgraced boxer in a flick based on a true story. We like that the documentary about the fighter was called High On Crack Street. Kind of says it all. [E!]
  • For last year's transgression — trying to enter an airport with a collapsible baton in his luggage — Snoop Dogg was sentenced to community service in a location that does not involve children, games or football. Boo! [TMZ]
  • Sharon Osbourne says Ozzy is always up for sex. "He's like a rabbit. Every song gets him in the mood." Ugh, too early for this! [The Sun]
  • Amy Winehouse and hubby Blake Fielder-Civil had a spat before her MOBO performance, which might have been why it was kind of a mess. A source claims Blake told her he was going to slit his wrists, and that Amy's toilet was covered in vomit. Sigh. [The Sun]
  • Did you hear about Sting visiting a brothel in Germany? Apparently his wife doesn't give a damn. They were nuzzling in public last night. [Daily Mail]