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    By Moe, 1:47 PM on Thu Sep 20 2007, 548 views

    This just in from the ever-staid Sun: "WOMEN shoplifters are touching themselves intimately before trying to flee a store so that they can frame security guards for sexual assault." Too icky? Breast milk works, too. Hey, in an era when even the superrich guilty till proven innocent, you've got to anticipate the vigilante justice will get creative. [The Sun]