We've waited all summer for the new cycle of Top Model and last night's premiere episode was everything we wanted it to be and more. (Although we were a little miffed at the fact that it was only one-hour, instead of the normal two, thanks to Gossip Girl.) Anyway, we live-blogged that shit, so read about it here. Above is a clip show of our favorite moments, including Tyra's drag-y performance, a discussion on weave prices, and a demonstration on anal waxing (which we know a thing or two about).

Earlier: Live-Blogging America's Next Top Model Menstrual Cycle 9

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