Newsflash! Charlie Sheen Is Kind Of A Perv

  • Britney Spears is not the only one in family court: The Charlie Sheen vs. Denise Richards custody battle is so on. Denise says Charlie exhibits "inappropriate conduct," including "attraction to underage women and sexual explicitness on the Internet, including revealing his private parts." Charlie says Denise "behaves as though she owns our children. She does not. A day of legal reckoning for her is fast approaching." [Access Hollywood, People]
  • Yeah, Britney went clubbing 24 hours after the judge ordered her not to drink or do drugs within 12 hours of being responsible for the kids. So what? [Page Six]
  • Quentin Tarantino wants to make a "cool sex movie" that's "got to be kind of kinky." We know, we know, it's too early for this kind of news. [Page Six]
  • Did Rose McGowan lose a part in the Speed Racer movie because of her plastic surgery? [Gatecrasher]
  • The Oscar De La Hoya drag queen pictures that went around yesterday? Photoshopped, says his rep. [Rush & Molloy]
  • 17-year-old Gossip Girl star Connor Paolo: "I want to punch Zac Efron in the face." Way to get yourself in the gossip column, kid! [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
  • Blind item! "Which Latino TV heartthrob was spotted in L.A. Tuesday night, flirting and holding hands with a mystery brunette who is definitely not the girlfriend he has at home?" [Gatecrasher, last item]
  • Benicio Del Toro on the beard he grew to play Che Guevara: "It makes airports tougher. There's a different line for the dangerous-looking characters. Girls don't check you out as much, and guys look down. But it's funny, the looks I get from street people. Suddenly, I'm their brother." [Rush & Molloy, 4th item]
  • Sinead O'Connor dedicated a song to Britney Spears at a concert last night. Bald ladies stick together! [E!]
  • Alicia Silverstone's PETA ad (in which she is nekkid) was pulled from the Houston, TX airwaves. [E!]
  • Usher has a fragrance? Seriously? The commercials are "sexy." [Concrete Loop]
  • Kanye West's house: God's painted on the kitchen ceiling; the Jetsons are painted in the game room. Plus: giant daisy pillows, LOL. [The.Life Files]
  • Amy Winehouse performed at an awards show in the UK last night but "twitched," "swayed" and "forgot half the words." [The Sun]
  • Vanessa Hudgens says, "I would totally pose for a sexy magazine." Eh, we've already seen it. (link NSFW) [The Sun]
  • Paris Hilton was banned from Munich's Oktoberfest because she "cheapened" last year's event. Wow. [The Sun]
  • Elisabeth Hasselbeck says she almost cried during her on-air spat with Rosie O'Donnell on The View earlier this year. Boofuckinghoo. [Showbuzz]