'US Weekly's' Ken Baker Was A Nice Guy, Back When He Still LactatedMoe9/18/07 4:10pmFiled to: thanks for the mammariesDefamerJanice MinParis HiltonTopUs WeeklyFeatureKen BakerKitson102EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkYesterday's post on Us Weekly West Coast executive editor Ken Baker, the worst boss in America, drew many comments and a few phone calls from former co-workers. Once upon a time, you see, Ken was a nice, friendly, idealistic Columbia J-school grad with the highest of ethical standards. The only problem was that his nipples leaked breast milk, and also he was impotent and did not desire sex, even with Drew Barrymore, whom he found himself powerless to hit on. Then sometime in the late nineties, he fell in love with a ballerina who did not care that he couldn't get it up, and a co-worker at People directed him to doctor to the stars, Joshua Trabulus, who gave him a magical serum called "testosterone." And that is when the fun began.