You know the term "don't bullshit a bullshitter"? I couldn't stop thinking that when I watched last night's episode of The Pick Up Artist, in which the dudes were expected to hit on exotic dancers and get their phone numbers. (Side note: I've always wondered why they're called "exotic" dancers and not "erotic" dancers.) Anyway, I know that getting their digits is supposed to signify that the guys are getting really good at their game, but seriously, the girls will string anyone along for cash because it's their fucking job. Watch in the clip above as Brady makes a total ass of himself with one of the dancers. (Later on he actually gets a dancer to make out in the limo with him.)

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