A $55 million lawsuit alleges that working at Us Weekly is filthier than anything Courteney Cox could make up, especially if you did it when former West Coast bureau chief Ken Baker was still there, and the whole thing may actually be too tawdry for our innocent minds to process right now, but just to tease you we'll give you count 69, regarding the nanny Baker eventually hired as a stringer for the publication: 69. On or about April 2004 Plaintiffs are informed and believe and on that basis allege BAKER sent cell phone text messages to NANNY which included messages stating: "I want to have sex with you." "I'm not attracted to my wife. Come meet me in Laguna Beach, I'm working on my book. I need to see you." "I want to see you pregnant with pigtails." [Jossip]