Camilla Morton is seriously, seriously anti-Crocs. So are we, especially since we saw original hot douche-tard Jared Leto parading around in a silver pair last year. But Morton, author of the book Girl for All Seasons: The Year in High Heels, feels similarly about all manners of casual dress, from running sneakers to ballet flats, and calls upon women to wear 6-inch stilettos to assert their sexiness and femininity. We hate footwear that makes the human race look like a parade of clown-footed goofs too, but is this bitch crazy? Six inches? Our dogs start barking after a few blocks in three-inch wedges, so maybe we're just too amateur to our respect our inner womanhood this much. After all, Morton says:
Heels are one of the most potent weapons a woman has, so why not stand on that portable pedestal and admire the view?
And then admire it in reverse — flat on your face!
Put Yourself On A 6-In Pedestal [Telegraph]