Paris Hilton Teaches Brandon Davis About Energy Policy (No, Really)

Last night Wonkette videographer Liz Glover crashed some fashion party and humiliated Brandon Davis by asking him about current events. (Guess what? Sorta thick, the Greasy Bear!) But Brandon should have known better! Because just a year ago, at another fashion party, a journalist working on behalf of another esteemed news organization cornered Brandon to pose another question about similarly oil-themed current events. And got taken to school by Paris "All the books of the Bible are my favorite because I can't actually read" Hilton! (After offering the best excuse for ignorance ever in history offered to a reporter.) A tipster sent us the transcript, from a June 2006 party hosted by Karl Lagerfeld young Brandon should maybe like NEVER FORGET.

BRANDON DAVIS: (nasty)

Q: What do you think of the Enron verdicts?

A: Huh?

Q: Do you think Jeff Skilling should get life in prison?

A: I dunno. I've been in Europe. Why should I care?

PARIS HILTON: (laughing to Brandon)

A: Brandon, you're in oil. Enron is oil.

BRANDON:

A: Oh. Yeah, they should go to prison.

Q: What do you think of hurting Lindsay Lohan's feelings with that off color remark?

A:Shut up!