• OMFG VENA CAVA VENA CAVA we don't know what that is, but Anna Wintour showed up! As did a Hills cast member.
  • Nukes flew over New Orleans but it was all a silly mistake.
  • We met Malan of Project Runway and vadge itchy Emma Snowdon of the Fashionista Diaries, all in one night!
  • There was a hurricane somewhere or something.
  • We met a douchebag at the Glamour party!
  • But the South Korean president met an even bigger one in Sydney.
  • Osama Bin Laden invited us to convert to Islam and leave behind booze and bacon.
  • Dodai got her picture taken with Seth Cohen at Calvin Klein!
  • A ton of books about the Cheney administration came out that said shit like: he's been really powerful for a really long time mainly because he keeps pressing to make himself more powerful.
  • But the iced tea at Bill Blass = OMG so good and Jennie is from the South so she knows!
  • P. Diddy! Next to Gavin Rossdale! And baby Kingston !!!!!!!
  • The American economy hemmorhaged jobs last month.
  • You could be depressed about that, or you could do like Hollister and turn the fact that $5.50 an hour is all it costs to get hot way-underage Indiana teens to strip and make out with one another and turn it inot a lucrative business model!
  • There's puke, and then there's meta-puke.
  • Then there's that feeling of having purchased an iPod a week before Steve Jobs slashed the price two hundred bucks.
  • And then there's CF Mandie Erickson.
  • And then there's suicide.