Two weeks ago Wall Street Journal columnist Jeff Zaslow wondered if the newsmedia's relentless coverage of pervs and priests was "teaching our children to fear men." And today this query turns out to be a campaign! Zaslow interviews some members of this oppressed constituency on "how men cope with being cast as predators." And it is so poignant! "I don't want to give even the slightest indication that any inadvertent touching occurred," says economist Rian Romoli regarding times when he accidentally "bumps into children." (Um, with his erect cock?) "Being male," adds a doctor as to why he avoids crying children who look lost, "I am guilty until proven innocent." Oh, Jesus Christ, tell it to a black male. Or like, our "gray rapist." [WSJ]