Women on the Upper East Side of New York are taking classes in facial yoga, reports Reuters. Instructor Annelise Hagen (pictured) says that muscles become weak and flabby and need workouts for circulation and reduced wrinkles. Wait a minute: don't people who "exercsie" their face by laughing get laugh-lines? And crows feet? Don't divas refuse to smile because they can't "afford the wrinkles"? But you know, I'm sure the ladies in Ms. Hagen's class are having fun making faces like "The Lion" and "Satchmo" and "Marilyn." We have a face, too, it's called "Haha! Suckaaaz!" [Reuters]