Do you see that screen grab of Mystery from last night's Pick Up Artist? Take a look at his left eye. See that shiny thing? That's a tear! All those motherfuckers cried during elimination this week. And here we thought that the most embarrassing, exploitative part of last night's episode was when the contestants all had to wear Speedos to the pool party. (Mystery wore crushed velvet, natch.) Anyway, we thought it was sorta sweet how supportive these guys have been toward each other during the whole season, but we did think it was a bit much that they were openly weeping together.

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