Newsflash: Britney Spears Doesn't Really Have To Work

  • Britney Spears makes an average of $737,868 a month, y'all. [TMZ]
  • Keep in mind she hasn't released an album since 2003. [DailyMail]
  • Speaking of Britney, her former manager, Larry Rudolph, was served a subpoena by Kevin Federline's lawyer, so he may have to spill all about his ex-client. Juicy! [TMZ]
  • Wait a minute: Does Britney have a new song about oral sex? [TheSun]
  • By the way, there's still time to buy Britney's OK! Meltdown Dress! [TMZ]
  • Owen Wilson's buddy Steve Coogan, who Courtney Love blames for Owen's drug problems, is back in the U.S. He, naturally, denies the allegations. But did you know he used to date Courtney? And there's bad blood there. Oy. [PageSix]
  • Also, Owen did not suffer an overdose — but he was taking anti-depressants. But he did not have his stomach pumped, as some earlier reports claimed. [Canada.com]
  • And is Owen out of the hospital? Sources say he may have been released. [ET]
  • Owen's ex-girlfriend says she saw him recently and he was "so happy." [Mirror]
  • Amy Winehouse took five beehives with her on vacation. A girl needs to be prepared! [TheSun]
  • Mark Ronson, who produced Amy Winehouse's album, is pissed that she went on vacation instead of appearing in his video. [Mirror]
  • Is there a feud between Ami James of TLC show Miami Ink and former employee Kat Von D., who just got her own show, L.A. Ink? Or just a ploy to get viewers? [PageSix]
  • Anchorwoman Paula Zahn and and husband Richard Cohen are in the midst of a nasty split, and the financial details are being discussed. A source says, "Her bills for fashion and jewelry almost equaled her annual CNN salary." [Rush&Molloy]
  • Kelly Preston hates Crocs. [Rush&Molloy, 2nd item]
  • Jen Garner was once offered a part playing Casey Affleck's girlfriend? "I love Casey as a brother-in-law but the idea of kissing him was just too much for me." [TheSun]
  • Sienna Miller: Drunk and letting a Welsh actor sleep on her couch. Yawn! [DailyMail]