With each new season of The Real World, we feel older and older, and with this most recent incarnation of the flagship of roommate-based reality shows, we just wanna break out into that number from Bye, Bye, Birdie:"I don't know what's wrong with these kids today! Kids! Who can understand anything they say?" Because seriously, we transcribed a portion of the conversation from the clip above, and we have no fucking clue what this girl is talking about:

If he thinks I'm being overly sexual, I'm a very sexual girl. I don't have sex. If I'm too sexual for you that having sex... damn sorry.

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