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    Nation's Coeds Dumber Than Your 'Girls Gone' Wildest Dreams

    Today a TMZ videographer walked around a college campus documenting the stupidity that TMZ hath wrought. They found six or seven separate San Diego State students who could not tell them the year 9/11 happened. Interestingly, I spent a lot of time in San Diego post 9/11, and I vaguely recalleded some of actual 9/11 hijackers befriending a group of San Diego State students during their time in America...

    and why yes, they did! According to this source, 9/11 hijacker Nawaf Alhazmi actually "spent a lot of time at the San Diego State University library, surfing the Web.." And learning to hate us? Um, yeah. All but one of these fine young scholars is a woman, probably one who is late for her tanning salon appointment right now, sort of like we are realllly late for our Jim Beam.


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