Relationship tip: Don't ever laugh when your boyfriend farts. At least not the "first" time he does it. If you giggle, snort, or display even the slightest hint of amusement when he crosses the new relationship/farting threshold, you will be condemned to months, years — perhaps a lifetime — of more of the same. And it will get worse: instead of letting it rip say, when the two of you are walking down the street, he'll start doing it in more confined spaces. Like your apartment. Your shower. Your car. Your bed. In fact, bedtime will soon become a ripe opportunity for him to attempt the Dutch-oven. And then you will have to break up with him.